Gag Gifts

This site if full of gag gifts; some cute, some funny, some down- right silly.

Some of the ideas at the site::

(1) 50th Birthday Wreath
Buy a wreath and glue 50 suckers/lollipops around it. Take black ribbon (about inch wide) and with glue print "50 Sucks!" on the ribbon. Sprinkle gold glitter over the glue. Attach ribbon to wreath.

(2) Hillbilly Potpourri
peanut shells
beer tabs
beer caps
toothpicks
spent shells

(3) Belly Button Blow Dryer
An ordinary flexible drinking straw attached to a tag with a poem on it. Go to the site to see the poem.

(4) Gift Not Included
Buy two batteries and put them in a box. Attach a note saying "Gift not included."

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